How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys who piss on toilet seats are fucking assholes. You know how I know? Because I'm that fucking asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try to please people you'll fail, But you can piss them off and please yourself! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
