You're not a patriot unless even when you lose, it's still your country. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Brave Americans in past wars didn't die for the actual flag--they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitly make with our presidents: we won't ask… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Americans today confuse freedom with not being asked to sacrifice. The fact that you can't have everything you want exactly when you… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“We should stop worrying so much about the price of gasoline and start considering its cost . You really want to be… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Too many in America lead with their emotions when it comes to the flag, becoming illogically protective.Hell, the British treat their national… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“For months in the fall of 2001, our highways looked like a county fair on wheels. "Look out, Al-Qaeda---patriot on board!" I… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“After September 11th, I never much liked the trend of everyone and his brother wearing the hats and jackets of the NYPD… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: America must stop bragging it's the greatest country on earth, and start acting like it. I know this is uncomfortable… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You see, the difference is the Republicans' hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling about what he might do, what he's thinking,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
