I want to spend time with Oprah, and I don't know what I need to do to make that happen. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll be telling my husband, 'I think I'm cracking up'. Sometimes you just need a minute to say, 'I think I'm… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The idea of being in control for the sake of control, is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time?… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
After college, I knew I wanted to work in comedy, so the first thing I did was go to where the comedy… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Luxury cruises were designed to make something unbearable (a two week transatlantic crossing) seem bearable. There's no need to do it now,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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