Sometimes I wish that I hadn't learned how to crochet," I say, and Alice laughs. Obviously she thinks I'm joking, which is… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
Though I participated on 'Khatron Ke Khiladi,' people were laughing at me if I would reach the finale. — Sana Khan Copy Share Image
It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that.… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Each one could be a Jesus mild, Each one has been a little child, A little child with laughing look, A lovely… — John Masefield Copy Share Image
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We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?… — Homer Copy Share Image
Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,… — Rodman Philbrick Copy Share Image
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time... then all of a sudden… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
To look at her, you might not guess that inside she is laughing and crying, at her own stupidities and luckiness, and… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I think women like to laugh, to have doors opened for them, to have a man walk behind them when they're going… — Harry Connick, Jr Copy Share Image
You - you alone will have the stars as no one else has them...In one of the stars I shall be living.… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
The more you expect from life, the more your expectations will be fulfilled. By laughing, you do not use up your laughter,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Are you actually laughing at me? Seriously?" Janie rubs her hair with a towel. "I almost died out there. Plus my brain… — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
We make no apology then for raising our voices loud to a world that is ripening in sin the lord has said,”… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Wherever they’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever they’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
When Pat Buchanan came out against the Beijing Women's Conference and there were women standing next to him, smiling and laughing when… — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, and kissing a lot. I… — ME And Anonymous Copy Share Image
However, unlike some of my friends and students, I don't think it's a laughing matter. I think it is frightening to see… — Mohammad Marandi Copy Share Image
When you speak to a lot of kids, as I've done over the years, you know what to say, keep them laughing,… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
Well there you go. Even a psychopath recognized your worth enough to want to kill someone else first." I didn't know whether… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half — Neil Peart Copy Share Image
I would do nearly anything for a laugh, to tell the truth. And I'm a particular favourite with young men with earrings. — Celia Imrie Copy Share Image
I am the darker brother. They send me to eat in the kitchen when company comes, but I laugh, and eat well,… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
When you realize how perfect [or at least better than it could be] everything is, you will tilt your head back and… — Gautama Buddha Copy Share Image
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Of all joyful, smiling, ever-laughing experiences, there are none like those which spring from true religion. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
An elegant woman should be able to do her marketing without making housewives laugh. Those who laugh are always right. — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
Bittersweet is kind of my own favourite style because I want to be able to cry to the same song that I… — Aino Jawo Copy Share Image
He who laughs and loves is always rich; he who sulks and hates is always poor! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Breaking is when someone starts to laugh in the middle of a scene, which is so fun to watch. — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I know how to smile, I know how to laugh, I know how to play. But I know how to do these… — Nadia Comaneci Copy Share Image
One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry -- and the world laughs harder. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
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