Comedy Quote by Celia Imrie

If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I'd watch the news with my dad, and he'd quietly mock the anchors. An anchorman might say, 'Police are searching for...' and my dad…

— Steve Rushin

He'd laugh in my face, then I'd slice him to ribbons and then he'd break my neck

— Ilona Andrews

I would spend my time telling stories or writing them.

— Robert Mugabe

When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make…

— J. J. Abrams

I would that I were an old beggar Rolling a blind pearl eye, For he cannot see my lady Go gallivanting by.

— William Butler Yeats

I would do people's hair for all the little dances we had - everybody would call me over to their house before an event.

— Brad Mondo

I can't leave the house without earrings. I think I'd rather die. I think I'd rather die than leave the house without a pair…

— CMAT

I'd love to do something funny. Our work often deals with tough subjects. You do your research and it can be quite dark. So…

— Adrian Dunbar

As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go…

— Rupert Everett

I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.

— Robert Pattinson

I'll have to put more earrings on. I bet that someone could analyze me and tell my condition by my earrings.

— Edie Sedgwick