Casual Quote by Celia Imrie

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls…

— Marie Corelli

. . . it is yours women's to be silent and stay within doors.

— Aeschylus

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have…

— Marie Corelli

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio

— Anonymous

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

— Indra Devi

I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of…

— Hedy Lamarr

Not many sounds in life, and I include all urban and all rural sounds, exceed in interest a knock at the door.

— Charles Lamb

I am being chided every day at home to get married.

— Nithiin

The only time a wife listens to her husband is when he’s asleep.

— Chuck Jones

If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.

— Anne Lamott

If you married me,it would be scandalous and innapropriate, and doors would be closed to you." "Good God, woman, I let two of my…

— Lisa Kleypas

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

— David O. McKay