Dancing Quote by Neil Simon

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to…

— Anonymous

Standup comedy was my weird hobby. I would drag my poor parents out to the only open mics that were in coffee shops instead…

— Alexandra Petri

“I do my best writing when there is a lot of laughing going on.”

— D.J. Weaver

I'll do anything to keep everyone laughing. Things get too intense on film sets. I remember on The Elephant Man, I used to imitate…

— Anthony Hopkins

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one…

— Carolyn Murphy

That was the overwhelming thing to me, the joy of carrying my portable typewriter to an event and trying to describe it.

— Charles Kuralt

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

— Robin Ince

That moment when you say something and everyone laughs, so you just sit there like a boss.

— Anonymous

“If life came with an audience, mine would be laughing hysterically right now.”

— Katie Kacvinsky

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

— Dick Gregory

I did sketches and had the best time of my life because people were laughing. I was not self-conscious, because they laughed when I…

— Conchata Ferrell