Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The terror dementia sufferers must feel is unimaginable, but the techniques they use to hide their difficulties - the ducking and diving… — Laurie Graham Copy Share Image
What about Gale?" "He's not a bad kisser either," I say shortly. "And it was okay with both of us? You kissing… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high. — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
Nobody who is afraid of laughing, and heartily too, at his friend, can be said to have a true and thorough love… — Augustus William Hare Copy Share Image
Adieu, Lord Dain,” she answered without turning her head. “Have a pleasant evening with your cows.” Cows? She was merely trying to… — Loretta Chase Copy Share Image
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Once you lose attachment to how you want things to be because you realize you don't control anything, there's a curiously liberating… — Daniele Bolelli Copy Share Image
What to do when the market goes down? Read the opinions of the investment gurus who are quoted in the WSJ. And,… — Jonathan Clements Copy Share Image
The human phenomenon is but the sum Of densely coiled layers of illusion Each of which winds itself on the supreme insanity… — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
We find nothing easier than being wise, patient, superior. We drip with the oil of forbearance and sympathy, we are absurdly just,… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why. He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side.… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
People are always surprised when they see me speak live that I have a sense of humor. And I say, Well, you… — Gwen Ifill Copy Share Image
What makes a good family? Well, I suppose obviously love. Love lubricated often I think by humor. I think a family that… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let… — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
“Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter. — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke that caused me to laugh bitterly through the ten thousand nights I spent… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I'm at that age where I watch such things with two minds, one that cackles at these capers and another that never… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Do you realize that Jesus is there in the tabernacle expressly for you- for you alone? He burns with the desire to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
A very wise old teacher once said: I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh. — Gilbert Highet Copy Share Image
I tell you a joke to have you listen to me, and then maybe I will tell you another joke that we… — Sayed Kashua Copy Share Image
You need to laugh more. Life is filled with too many problems, to not laugh every day.... We need to have a… — Ysabella Brave Copy Share Image
This one sits shivering in Fortune's smile, taking his joy with bated, doubtful breath. This other, gnawed by hunger, all the while… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
It's the idea that we as people can control our own destinies. The government and the corporations, more even than the government,… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
If you try to go for a laugh, it's death to the comedy. Personally, that's how I approach comedy. But I'm no… — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
You all think you have great ideas or Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you and we combined… — Satoshi Tajiri Copy Share Image
...Shorty's laugh was cold-blooded as he spoke so foul, Only twelve tryin to tell me that he liked my style. Then I… — Nas Copy Share Image
I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds me I am still alive,… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
