I shudder to think. I might wear lace collars and laugh flower petals and pearls. People might try to pat me. I… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though! — Lee Ryan Copy Share Image
If we mean to have Heroes, Statesmen and Philosophers, we should have learned women. The world perhaps would laugh at me, and… — Abigail Adams Copy Share Image
Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is… — Jean Baudrillard Copy Share Image
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Toby smiled and started to speak, but Josh adjusted his hold on Tank and reached back, covering Toby's mouth. "Wait," Grace said.… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Simply follow nature, Rousseau declares. Sade, laughing grimly, agrees. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Men really disgust me if they don't have a nice smile, nice lips and nice teeth...They have too many disgusting habits -… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh. — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
People used to laugh that academics would study Disney movies. There's nothing more important for academics to study, because they shape the… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Parliaments have stopped laughing at woman suffrage, and politicians have begun to dodge! It is the inevitable premonition of coming victory. — Carrie Chapman Catt Copy Share Image
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a… — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Drama can feel like therapy whereas comedy feels like there's been a pressure and a weight lifted off of you. You come… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think the 'Just say no' mentality is so crazed. I saw a thing in a women's magazine the other day. 'He… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
To see a comedy in an environment where you're surrounded by other people that are laughing is great. That's probably more satisfying… — Griffin Dunne Copy Share Image
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever writes a bad review, I put their name on a list, and they're going to get taken care of one day… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world superstar, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Danaan children laugh, in cradles of wrought gold, And clap their hands together, and half close their eyes, For they will… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is… — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Emmett Till and I were about the same age. A week after he was murdered... I stood on a corner with a… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Being Asian where you're supposed to be more quiet and softer and I was always getting reprimanded for laughing to loud or… — Kelly Hu Copy Share Image
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are. — Gabriel Fackre Copy Share Image
Life, like the boring drunk at the office party, keeps seeking you out, leaning on you, killing you with pointless yarns and… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
The term "trash talk" is such an American thing. I still laugh at it. — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh. — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Rest and laughter are the most spiritual and subversive acts of all. Laugh, rest, slow down. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
My dream career would be to be in things that have real heart and are telling real stories but while doing that,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's something in the moment when you can make them laugh or cry and show and incredibly compassionate side of life. I… — Gedde Watanabe Copy Share Image
My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices. — Lily Collins Copy Share Image
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
You know what Abnegation used to say about pride?' 'Something unfavorable,I assume.' I laugh.' Obviously. They said it blinds people to the… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
![“The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not get a laugh, then you've kinda saved the moment. Other professions don't have that luxury. You don't want to hear a brain surgeon say, "Man, am I so stupid! I cut on the wrong side of your…” quote by Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e52/brian-regan-3918_brain_the-ultimate-objective-of-comedy-is-to-g_1605012.jpg)
