We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have… — Margot Adler Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature. — William Rotsler Copy Share Image
The peculiarity of sunrise is to make us laugh at all our terrors of the night, and our laugh is always proportioned… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
What I want to do is to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. — William Zinsser Copy Share Image
Laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, under the covers, and I guess that's why they call it the blues. — Elton John Copy Share Image
The cucumber is bitter? Then throw it out. There are brambles in the path? Then go around them. That's all you need… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
I live in a constant endeavor to fence against the infirmities of ill health, and other evils of life, by mirth; being… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
We used to laugh at our small selves, saying that I was a bad girl trying to be good and that he… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is what I've been doing since I was like four or five years old. I still have a lust,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This being human is a guest house. Every morning is a new arrival. A joy, a depression, a meanness, some momentary awareness… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that I'm a child of God. That's wonderful, exhilarating, liberating, full of promise. But the burden which goes along with… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh. — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
Whatever kind of movie it is, youre going to be more into it when you care more about the drama, or youll… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
All religions are pieced together out of elements which seem so at odds with reason that any intelligence laughs at them. — Pierre Charron Copy Share Image
I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I… — Peter Falk Copy Share Image
Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Eugene Mirman is the Andy Warhol of comedy. People look to him for what's next in comedy, and he emails these people… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Today I laugh till my face become red and now gonna cry till my eyes become red. — Kanishka Dixit Copy Share Image
When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? .… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
I think the [fan] access is complicated, because it brings wonderful things into my life, and it brings really negative things into… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person. — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's savoury, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually… — Mark Corrigan Copy Share Image
Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon." "Brother!" Tyson crushed Frank in a hug. Percy stifled a laugh. "Actually he's more like… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
This is how it works You're young until you're not You love until you don't You try until you can't You laugh… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
While I love working on dramatic characters and stories, it's comedy that I love the most. For me, it's incredibly rewarding to… — Haley Strode Copy Share Image
Everything was coming together by coming apart . . . It is the most difficult Zen practice to leave people to their… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I don't laugh at people any more when they say they've seen UFOs. I've seen one myself! — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
The negro king desired to be portrayed as white. But do not laugh at the poor African; for every man is but… — Heinrich Heine Copy Share Image
Contemplation is a very dangerous activity. It not only brings us face to face with God. It brings us, as well, face… — Joan D. Chittister Copy Share Image
The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses… — Homer Copy Share Image
I like the person who commits and goes all in and takes big swings and then maybe fails or looks stupid; who… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image