I was always a very quirky kid. I remember very early like fourth or fifth grade doing pratfalls to make my friends… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
We know how to think. We know how to laugh. We know we're going to die, which gives us a lot to… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Children model the behavior of adults, on whatever scale is available to them. Ours are growing up in a nation whose most… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
From Ronan's room, he heard Noah's laugh. He and Ronan were throwing various objects from the second-story window to the parking low… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
We are a nation that has always gone in for the loud laugh, the wow, the yak, the belly laugh, and the… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
Generally I know that we've hit on a good idea if there's a moment where I'm going "HA HA HA!" because that's… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
David Zucker was great! Those guys are funny. I mean, they are funny. There's a wonderful thing about doing that kind of… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
You look at material a different way when your ass is on the line financially for it. You want to know where… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
I hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest. I want to eat the sunbeams flaring… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
Headhunters is a popcorn flick - you can laugh and shout and do whatever you want having great fun. But at the… — Aksel Hennie Copy Share Image
I've worked with people and I've known people that were really competitive but I've always said that I take an Elizabeth Bennett… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image
Oh, my dear, if you only knew how strange is the matter regarding which I am here, it is you who would… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
When Jesus says, 'Take, eat. This is my body that was broken for you,' He says, I want my body in you.… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
I gravitate towards dark comedy, because I'm a huge fan of dark comedy. I always think the most painful thing that you… — Jamie Babbit Copy Share Image
My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
Comedy is much more challenging, because you have to have the same level of belief but you have to make people laugh,… — Jenna Elfman Copy Share Image
Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
The statement that 'God is dead' comes from Nietzsche and has recently been trumpeted abroad by some German and American theologians. But… — Karl Barth Copy Share Image
You made me happy and you made me laugh, and if I could do it all over again, I would not hesitate.… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I had always been able to make people laugh in school, so I really developed that and worked on it and I… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
There's not swelling music and emotional scenes in life, and there's not long pauses when you tell a joke for everybody to… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Time to write and sing, to laugh, to listen, to discover, to cry, to love music. — Jeff Buckley Copy Share Image
Happiness, sadness, being mean and being nice. They're all very close to one another. My goal in my career is to do… — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
I'm always satisfied with going to soup kitchens or homeless shelters. A big one for me is children's hospitals. I love spending… — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
Optimism isnt funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. Its exaggeration. — Steve Toltz Copy Share Image
Life sends us messages all the time - then sits around laughing over how we're not gonna be able to figure them… — James Sallis Copy Share Image
It is hard to laugh at the need for beauty and romance, no matter how tasteless, even horrible, the results of that… — Nathanael West Copy Share Image
We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Haner the guitar… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Smarmy little prig,” Will snarled, leaning father forward, as if he longed to reach through the magical portal and strangle Gabriel. “When… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The effect of character is always to command consideration. We sport and toy and laugh with men or women who have none,… — William Gilmore Simms Copy Share Image
