Laughing Quotes · Page 69

That awkward moment when you're getting yelled at, and you try you're hardest not to burst out laughing

— Anonymous

For me, one of the biggest thrills is going to a theater and going, "Oh, I got a laugh!" Because you never…

— Jeremy Irvine

It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at…

— Frank Carson

It's quite easy to make a load of people laugh, it's often a reflex action, but I think to make them cry…

— Ricky Gervais

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things... one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh…

— Christopher Hitchens

It's a book that makes me laugh and think - it would be very hard to like someone who didn't enjoy Candide!

— Mark Ravenhill

stand tall, smile bright, and let them wonder what secrets making you laugh!

— Dan Brown

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.

— Del Close

President Obama told a group of school children that broccoli was his favorite food, and they believed him. Then he told them…

— Jay Leno

My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control…

— Ben Miller

I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to…

— Josh Gad

Perhaps the greatest magic of the human spirit is the ability to laugh, at ourselves, at each other, and at our sometimes…

— Anonymous

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that…

— Tim Heidecker

I'm a good craftsman and I can have this particular intention: let's say, I want a photograph that's going to push a…

— Garry Winogrand

I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains,the moment your laugh…

— Ethan Hawke

In New Zealand I think we often take ourselves too seriously, and being able to laugh at yourself is necessary in life…

— Murray Mexted

Imagination doesn’t just mean making things up. It means thinking things through, solving them, or hoping to do so, and being just…

— Diana Wynne Jones

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh,…

— Samuel Beckett

I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you…

— Courteney Cox

Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out…

— Saul Williams

“I cannot actually see him, but there he is in my mind's eye, crouching or down on all fours, on a hillock,…

— Roberto Bolaño

Not everybody, however, has a genuine sense of humor. That calls for an altruistic detachment from oneself and a mysterious sympathy with…

— Karl Rahner

“Everything we do means something, Ender realized. Them laughing. Me not laughing. He toyed with the idea of trying to be like…

— Orson Scott Card

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women…

— Molly Ivins

I am one of those people who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

— Ritu Ghatourey

Laugh more. Don't forget to enjoy the blessings that God bestows on this beautiful planet.

— Desmond Tutu

Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic.

— Brie Larson

“If people aren't laughing at your dreams, you aren't dreaming big enough.”

— Sravani Saha Nakhro

Americans don't know a lot about the Middle East - [they] don't know we laugh.

— Maz Jobrani

I have not reached a considered position on the question of court-packing. Although I don't think we should be laughing at it.

— Pete Buttigieg

It strains a man's philosophy the worst kind to laugh when he gets beat.

— Josh Billings

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs.…

— Amanda Bynes

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of…

— Bill Bixby

The awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, no noise comes out, and you sit there clapping like a seal.

— Orebela Gbenga

An interview will seem very sane to me, and I'll find out that the journalist was laughing out of the side of…

— Tori Amos

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the…

— Adam Sandler

Talking to you, laughing with you, being with you, changes my whole mood.

— Anonymous

Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.

— Siobhan Fahey

People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.

— Jim Norton

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who…

— Marlon Wayans