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The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't… — John Hurt Copy Share Image
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When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I'd like to speak a foreign language well enough to get the jokes. I'd like to talk with Socrates, and watch Michelangelo… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
The Lord's angel, Gebrail, dictated the Koran to Mohammed the Lord's Prophet. What a joke if all that holy book were only… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that… — Simon Le Bon Copy Share Image
A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Good shoes - they're the ultimate finishing touch. In fact, we actually joke in my family that your shoes have to be… — Cam Newton Copy Share Image
I never get tired of 'It Was A Good Day' references or jokes or anything like that. It's just, you know, keeping… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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