Fine wine Quote by Anonymous

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Woman having a wine at home, with husband. She says,I love you. He asks, Is that you or the wine talking? She replies, It's…

— Nishan Panwar

“Before I was married I learned the difference between a cheap and expensive wine after I was married I learned to drink the cheap…

— Paul Smith

“And you would know so much about women, locked up in your castle." "Locked up with eight wives. And sometimes I make house calls…

— Rosamund Hodge

“You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology.”

— Red Tash

“If I find out that you wasted the best years of my little girl’s life because of your fine-wine-aging process, I’m going to kill…

— Wesley Chu

“A woman was asked about the secret of her more than sixty-year marriage. She responded, “Before we were married I made a list of…

— Timothy Z. Witmer

“I received a gift--it was the first decent piece of instruction about marriage I had ever been given in my 25 years of live.…

— Ann Patchett

“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband: "Oh! We…

— Various

My wife said to me... you never understood what we were going through back home, did you? And I didn't. And I have to…

— Oliver North

“I already had a feeling I was screwed, seeing I was in sacrificial virgin attire and in a corral. But now I was thinking…

— Kristen Ashley

To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.

— Lou Holtz