A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“One hundred and thirteen seconds." "I am in extreme dislike ..." Gasp. "... of this process at the present moment." Gasp. "And… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in – it really… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I like a lot of movies. I like all types of genres. I like the classics - comedy, action. — Danny Green Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a comedy like 'Bridesmaids;' I think that would be so fun. I would play the Kristen Wiig character. — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
“I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“You can always count on people to crowded your party when you’re in glory but you should never dream of people sending… — Lisa See Copy Share Image
“...True classical dropouts in society are those who avoid difficult challenges and cling to the first opportunity that comes their way. They… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
I think I've definitely found a niche working in comedy, but dramatic films are what brought me here. After I saw 'Titanic'… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
“A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who’da thought?” — Diane M. Haynes Copy Share Image
“(Vaughn said)"I'm serious. There was a speech and everything. She told me that I run around with my 'obviously healthy ego' and… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in your nursery rhymes,” Cranleigh said, intruding yet again, “you must have learned that men do talk. They compare. They judge.… — Claudia Dain Copy Share Image
I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got… — Katie Price Copy Share Image
Normal person flirting: Hey babe(: what's goin on? Me flirting: Your face. I like that sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I considered people who didn't like my work to be in some way defective, deficient, lacking a sense of humor, and not… — Joe Frank Copy Share Image
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“My mother agreed to aid my abuse of alcohol but only if I promised never to tell my newly converted Mormon sister,… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“My motto is: if its cold outside wear whatever you need to keep warm” — Michael Primi Copy Share Image
“I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit” — Ann Everett Copy Share Image
The ability to understand and deliver comedy and tragedy is extremely rare in one composer. — Signe Baumane Copy Share Image
