Humor Quote by Ann Everett

“One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.”

— William Shakespeare

“I'll bury you alive by her garden gate. I'll enjoy it. Every time she goes out in the morning, every time she comes home,…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“Suddenly exhausted, she closes her eyes and slips into nightmares again. Graveyards rising out of the ocean. Her friends’ corpses in the light of…

— Isaac Marion

“When the last woman dies, the last man dies!”

— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

“Lady, I know death will come but I avoid it because I can rationally foresee the devastation it will wreak upon my life. Yet…

— W.A. Hoffman

“Who is this grave and pretty young woman? Not pretty. Beautiful. Yes, I think so. Who is she? I know so little. In the…

— Emma Richler

“Even though we knew she was going to die eventually, when it happened it was still a terrible, rude shock. I thought I was…

— Hope Edelman

“She's fainted, or dead,' I thought: 'so much the better. Far better that she should be dead, than lingering a burden and a misery-maker…

— Emily Brontë

“I'm the girl who's desperate to get out of her small town because if she doesn't she knows she'll die. She knows her soul…

— Heather Demetrios

“no matter where they bury her, I will find my love and I will bring her back to me. Right where she wants to…

— Brandon Meyers

“And she's alive, so alive that even the sun wants a piece of her, and that's what hurts most of all. That someone so…

— Sharon Dogar

“She would lie awake, Every night I’d hear her cry Her mind in slow decay, I guess she couldn’t take goodbye”

— Ray Wilson