Funny-romance Quote by Ann Everett

“I am tied up in nothing but stilettos and I feel hot.”

— J.L. Mac

“Liam tossed the top half of the sleeping bag aside and snagged the end of her shirt and jacket. Her jeans were next, the…

— Kay Stockham

“I have an iron deficiency. You can tell by how wrinkled my clothes are.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t mind ironing at all. There’s a special satisfaction in making wrinkled things smooth.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

“A pair of great heels was much more satisfying than a man. They lasted longer, and better yet, they didn’t leave me for someone…

— Cindi Madsen

“Honey, I live in heels.”

— Jaci Burton

“My sock cut off my circulation, my uniform sweater itched, and my underwear seemed to be staging some sort of revolt to make me…

— Jenny B. Jones

“Yes, sweeting, I think you're incredibly sexy. And I would love nothing more than to take you back to my place and make your…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I find all men to be very much like wearing high-heeled shoes - I love how pretty they make me feel, but by the…

— Beth Hoffman

“I wish wearing flat-irons on our heads would keep us from growing up. But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats, - more's the…

— Louisa May Alcott