When I see something, I know why something's funny or seems to be funny. But in the end it's just another picture… — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” — Anatole France Copy Share Image
Standup comedy was my weird hobby. I would drag my poor parents out to the only open mics that were in coffee… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to… — Ryan Phillippe Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Don't you see? It's getting to us. The doll is messing with our feelings. I'm filled with all these thoughts of warmth… — Eileen Rendahl Copy Share Image
“Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!! Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to… — Tite Kubo Copy Share Image
“Viagra isn't the only drug being prescribed off-label for women with arousal problems. Los Angeles urologist Jennifer Berman told me some doctors… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
“Nothing surprises me now," I tell him. I am stoic. I am Joan of Arc, with liver damage and an unused penis.” — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Sports have nothing to do with fair play. They are bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you.” — Lisa Papademetriou Copy Share Image
We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Music often happens even faster than comedy in terms of the creation. — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“when the end came and there was initial chaos and rampant starvation, people learned all too well that you could not rely… — Benjamin Wallace Copy Share Image
“Percy: Put your cap back on... get out! Annabeth: What? No! I'm not leaving you. Percy: I've got a plan. I'll distract… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
