I don't spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
It was hard for me, being in school. And nobody was there to tell me how important it was. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When my son was murdered, people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said,… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I didn't like poor people, why would I come and tell them how to make their lives better? — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
