It's hard when you read an article saying bad things about you. It is as if someone is sticking a knife on… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A Pentagon official once said the people who would actually push the button probably have never seen a person die. He said… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free! — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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