Going Quotes by Bill Cosby

9 Going quotes by Bill Cosby

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Cosby’s nine concise lines on “going” deliver his familiar storytelling voice in a compact, accessible format.

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You don't know what you're going to fall in love with until you're exposed to it.

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I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status.

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When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be…

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You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a…

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Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and…

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I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product…

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I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and…

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If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for…

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What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and…

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