They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar, called poor-dar. They always know I shouldn't be there, and I can tell by the way they talk… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
