Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is she hot?- A guy's reply to any story that starts with This girl I know.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be alarmed if I call you a whore d'oeuvre...it just means you look tasty hoe! — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says to me, Great minds think alike, I just look at them and think..You dirty little bastard!.:O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex vs Soccer. 1. Going to your boy friend without being invited = (off side) 2.A girl who does ''woman on top''… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Crisis: When dinner is ready, I CRISIS, and my sister comes running. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wives are funny creatures. They don`t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and relationships. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
What I thought from my facebook fans would be,'Thumbs up admin,you are doing a great job'. but I find it to be,'Hallo… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
