I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you were born in the 90's The best P.E. lessons involved a rainbow colored parachute... — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
This Is The Beginning Of A New Day! You Have Been Given This Day To Use As You Will! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of yelling, I just say ''Caps Lock'' and then speak at a normal volume. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Open your eyes, close your mouth; See the flies, froze your laugh, cuz you now in dustbin — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Days and nights have passed away yet the thought of you still occupy the whole of my heart . I never forget… — Winford Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say sweat is fat crying, Boy please you cry more that you sweat during workouts — CJ Copy Share Image
Don't fall for lines like, God protects his servants in the clergy from harm. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said nothing is impossible...Never tried to staple water to a tree. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment you realize youve been mispronouncing a word your entire life. — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People use YOLO for everything *falls out of tree* are you ok? yeah nigga YOLO. — Itsateenthing Copy Share Image
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image