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Funny facebook status Quote by Jamsta E Ngugz

“What I thought from my facebook fans would be,'Thumbs up admin,you are doing a great job'. but I find it to be,'Hallo admin,please advertise my page I get atleast a 100 likes.Thanks.'” quote by Jamsta E Ngugz — Download Open image

“What I thought from my facebook fans would be,'Thumbs up admin,you are doing a great job'. but I find it to be,'Hallo admin,please advertise my page I get atleast a 100 likes.Thanks.'”

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