Funny facebook status Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 27

LOVER(S), A person who could only be more perfect if your partner turned into a pizza at 4:00 am

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years

— Nikhil Saluja

Nephew: I'm leaving the house in NEPHEW minutes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts.

— Nikhil Saluja

The bandage was wound around the wound.

— Nikhil Saluja

You don't understand me and never will, so don't start that shit about knowing how I feel.

— Nikhil Saluja

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

— Nikhil Saluja

Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them...

— Nikhil Saluja

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men to the left because women are always right.

— Nikhil Saluja

The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

— Nikhil Saluja

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

— Nikhil Saluja

If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.

— Nikhil Saluja

Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.

— Nikhil Saluja

''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

— Nikhil Saluja

God : We are all pencils in the hand of God.

— Nikhil Saluja