Funny Quotes by Vince McMahon

What's good in the hood?

— Vince McMahon

I assaulted Stone Cold Steve Austin and got away with it! It was indeed a very special night for me...

— Vince McMahon

The next thing you're going to tell me is Daniel Bryan is the United States Champion.

— Vince McMahon

If you stop building stars, which we never do, you wouldn't be in business.

— Vince McMahon

I think there are certain business matters which we must now conduct differently than we used to.

— Vince McMahon

So, I get a kick out of working with the media.

— Vince McMahon

I do think the standards of the media have dropped to an all-time low in terms of credibility.

— Vince McMahon

I got balls the size of grapefruits!

— Vince McMahon

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels

— Vince McMahon

Regardless of how well a studio is run, it's only as good as the product it produces.

— Vince McMahon

The key, of course, is to stay away from the losing years.

— Vince McMahon

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west…

— Vince McMahon