Funny Quotes by Russell Brand

It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part of the glorious oneness…

— Russell Brand

“I was already a weary connoisseur of my dad’s pornography and had begun to develop my almost supernatural ability for guessing women’s bra sizes.”

— Russell Brand

The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.'

— Russell Brand

“now believe addiction to be a calling. A blessing. I now hear a rhythm behind the beat, behind the scratching discordant sound of my…

— Russell Brand

“The most insightful thing I ever heard, was overheard. I was waiting for a rail replacement bus in Hackney Wick. These two old women…

— Russell Brand

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.

— Russell Brand

Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony.

— Russell Brand

Our basic fundamental desires are overly stimulated. A friend of mine said, "you have a generation of people that have been accidentally marketed to."

— Russell Brand

Heres one for Russell; angels are seen unaware,, but people all around me see evil everyday clearly,, what does this say about what people…

— Russell Brand

If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction for…

— Russell Brand

It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of…

— Russell Brand

I think many of the boundaries that convention has placed upon us are arbitrary, so we can fiddle with them if we fancy. Gravity's…

— Russell Brand

One of the great sadnesses of modern life, because of our disenfranchisement and disillusionment with religion, is that we don't have access to these…

— Russell Brand

The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and…

— Russell Brand

I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga.

— Russell Brand