Comedy Quote by Russell Brand Download Open image “On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.” — Russell Brand ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Eye Funny Queens Respect Stamps
It is obvious I shall have to abandon my hopes of getting the Queen's head off the stamps. — Tony Benn Copy Share Image
Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“is wondering if the queen pulls the duvet up so you can only see her head, then says "Look Philip i'm a stamp!".” — Mike Gregory Copy Share Image
“The first thing they would do would be to open my mouth and extract the soggy ball of my handkerchief, and as they spread… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
I've met the Queen a couple of times, and she's been delightful. In fact, I often find myself thinking: 'What would the Queen do… — Jools Holland Copy Share Image
Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.' — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“or to lick along the smooth velvet lining of a woman's mouth with his tongue.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Queens you must always be: queens to your lovers; queens to your husbands and your sons, queens of higher mystery to the world beyond.… — Dinah Maria Murlock Craik Copy Share Image
At the end I couldn't hear what the Queen was saying to me. But it was just great to see her lips moving. — Virginia Wade Copy Share Image
It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part of the glorious oneness… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“I was already a weary connoisseur of my dad’s pornography and had begun to develop my almost supernatural ability for guessing women’s bra sizes.” — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.' — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“now believe addiction to be a calling. A blessing. I now hear a rhythm behind the beat, behind the scratching discordant sound of my… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“The most insightful thing I ever heard, was overheard. I was waiting for a rail replacement bus in Hackney Wick. These two old women… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Our basic fundamental desires are overly stimulated. A friend of mine said, "you have a generation of people that have been accidentally marketed to." — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Heres one for Russell; angels are seen unaware,, but people all around me see evil everyday clearly,, what does this say about what people… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction for… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I think many of the boundaries that convention has placed upon us are arbitrary, so we can fiddle with them if we fancy. Gravity's… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
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