I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
It's true: What one person might consider 'hate speech,' another might consider to be harmless, or even funny. — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
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Photography was the only thing that mattered in my life and I gave it everything. — Anton Corbijn Copy Share Image
“At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
God is God and I am not. I can only see a part of the picture He's painting... — Steven Curtis Chapman Copy Share Image
A friend gave me a drug for attention deficit disorder, because he's afflicted, but I'm not. So what happened to me is… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
