Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much." "Dick. That's not what you said last night." "Bite me.” — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Love is like a glass door¦ sometimes you dont see it, and it smacks you right in your face. — Shruti Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Mike Laga will make you forget about every power hitter that ever lived. — Sparky Anderson Copy Share Image
The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can't be right by doing wrong; you can't be wrong by doing right. — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
It is not what you do, but what you stop doing that matters. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
It is not possible to make a bad law. If is is bad, it is not a law. — Carrie Nation Copy Share Image
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
