Since you are the one who has to live with your choices, be sure they are your own. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Im not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire — MJ McGuire Copy Share Image
Every woman deserves a man who respects her and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his efforts. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Our pious horror at the intolerant and repressive behaviour of Islamic State is bitterly funny, given that it is really not that… — Peter Hitchens Copy Share Image
