You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there. — John Madden Copy Share Image
Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 gibberish. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You" — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
The funny part about my anger is that a lot of times when it comes out a little bit and I get… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested… — Charlie Kaufman Copy Share Image
The pyramids themselves, doting with age, have forgotten the names of their founders. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
One time I stayed at a haunted motel. When I checked into my room, there was a sheet on the floor, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When we are selective about doing business only with those who believe in our WHY, trust emerges. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He grinned at Azriel. 'You handing Eris's ass to him will be my new fantasy at night, by the way.' Azriel didn't… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
“I didn't say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley." "Don't mock me on my sister's wedding day!" "I… — Marsha Altman Copy Share Image
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
