The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. — Lele Pons Copy Share Image
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she… — Kimberly Broyles Copy Share Image
Either you will control your government, or government will control you. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton Copy Share Image
You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law… — A.E. Cannon Copy Share Image
There is a dependence in the region that breeds a culture of defeatism, — Stephen Harper Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I spread my fingers to peek through them, and I see that Wesley's face is as red as mine. He's looking down… — Cassie Mae Copy Share Image
In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
When evening quickens in the street, comes a pause in the day's occupation that is known as the cocktail hour. — Bernard DeVoto Copy Share Image
