“Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Jesse Tyler Ferguson is probably one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. Everything the kid does is funny.… — Jesse L. Martin Copy Share Image
“Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
Earlier I used to feel like a guy trapped inside a woman's body. Especially during the first nine months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it hard living in a day and age where people are unwilling to accept who they really are. — Matthew Lotti Copy Share Image
“On a date, if you look more often to your phone than to your girlfriend/wife, then you have a problem... but if… — Alin Sav Copy Share Image
All that God asks you most pressingly is to go out of yourself … and let God be God in you — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
You cant get anywhere without the people who have come into your life. — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use. — Duke of Wellington Copy Share Image
Liberace was certainly master and commander of the ivories ~ he is the only pianist I can watch or listen to without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed. — William James Copy Share Image
“That much sexual tension makes me want to hump a phone pole, and that’s just not attractive in a pregnant woman.” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Bitches b like long hair dont care known damn well they shit shorter than a Instagram video — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
God's Word will never fall into disrepair. But here's what happens when we don't travel on it: We fall into disrepair! — David Jeremiah Copy Share Image
