Children Quote by A.E. Cannon

Our rule is: If it makes the parent laugh, and the kid asks why, that can't be an uncomfortable conversation.

— Dan Povenmire

Children are keenly aware of every situation where mother figuratively wears the pants in the home, and they're scornful of her for it. By…

— Lorne Greene

“Bring a baby to any grown-up -- even the gruffest or most inhibited -- and watch what happens. Without exception, they will do something…

— Jack Moore

I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on…

— Kayvan Novak

I think there's an unnatural amount of social pressure on women, particularly mothers, to conform to certain standards of behavior, particularly in regard to…

— Jillian Medoff

Girls laugh at what they put guys through but they won't be laughing when They're wiping tears off their Sons face for the same…

— KM II

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.

— Richard Armitage

For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.

— Jeff Kinney

You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but…

— Jennifer Garner

I think what's happening is that women are allowed to be funnier as we stop pretending that there are subjects that they shouldn't address.

— Jim Norton

Clearly people should meet an acceptable threshold of appropriateness! But I think that for many women in the public eye, it just seems that…

— Hillary Clinton

“Kids don’t act right. Sure it’s embarrassing when it happens but any reasonable person won’t fault a parent when a kid throws a fit.…

— Aaron Blaylock