Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 7

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

— Nikhil Saluja

You said you wont leave me alone but where are you now? I'm alone again and I haven't forgotten about you.

— Nikhil Saluja

Thinking of punching these random street people in the face is an excellent way to waste an evening.

— Nikhil Saluja

I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age.

— Nikhil Saluja

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I…

— Nikhil Saluja

Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman say:I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Woman means:without you in it.

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There are no relationship problems that can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

— Nikhil Saluja

To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn?

— Nikhil Saluja

My heart is broken into a million pieces.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, An emotion, even if un-returned, has its rainbow;

— Nikhil Saluja

You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.

— Nikhil Saluja

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes…

— Nikhil Saluja

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

— Nikhil Saluja

In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

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When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe!

— Nikhil Saluja

Guns don't kill people. women who drives do.

— Nikhil Saluja

Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?

— Nikhil Saluja

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

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While looking for love I sent my pictures to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, We are not that lonely.

— Nikhil Saluja

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Things to Control... Tounge, Temper and Temptation.

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Better to be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt.

— Nikhil Saluja