Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 9

When two dudes fight is it called bro-ke up?

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LOVE, TRUE, marrying a girl, even though she hasn't a steady job

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WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever

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MARRIAGE, The ceremony which provides a man with something that, sooner or later, he will find he can't blame on the government;

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You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.

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I know dumb minds think alike too.

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When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing?

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is, The opening of another Vagina

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My friend of dreams don't believe me, that I am dreaming.

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If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less

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5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just…

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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

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Sign on a frozen-food counter: Best meals you ever thaw.

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Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they…

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The worst thing you can tell me is to relax.

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Three Things to Coltivate... Courage, Cheerfulness and Contentment.

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What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum

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Funny sentence written on the T-shirt of a Beautiful Girl walking on side of the road:.., you are not looking at the…

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Broken hearts, love's deceit, pieces fall down to my feet. Broken promises, love's a lie, puddles form from the tears I cry.

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K-Y jelly is the safeword.

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2013, still no flying cars instead, twitter with assholes.

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I'm in my zone so leave me alone.

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CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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The kiss, a sweet discovery of oneself after a long search.

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