Funny Quotes by MJ McGuire

If Jonah had gone to Yale...Instead of the gut of a whale...He'd have a diploma...A better aroma...And a nice little condo in Vale.

— MJ McGuire

You're only as old as your last Botox treatment.

— MJ McGuire

A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him.

— MJ McGuire

Rome was not built in a day, unlike the Walmart down my street.

— MJ McGuire

Bungee Jumping is like suicide with strings attached!

— MJ McGuire

Bitterness gives the devil a foothold; forgiveness puts him in a chokehold.

— MJ McGuire

If only the Titanic had hit a 'dry ice' berg.

— MJ McGuire

Preppy from Nineveh

— MJ McGuire

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but no one in Brave Heart carried one.~M.J. McGuire

— MJ McGuire

It takes 2 to tango, but a whole world to Twitter.

— MJ McGuire