Funny Quotes by Mike Caro

All losers exaggerate because they want you to know how bad they feel.

— Mike Caro

As long as people allow themselves to be shocked, outraged or disgusted, there will be those who see that this happens, just so they…

— Mike Caro

If an opponent won't watch you bet, then you probably shouldn't.

— Mike Caro

After you do one thing, you've got one thing done.

— Mike Caro

Every conscious act requires risk. Every conscious act requires decision. Put these two facts together and you realize that the secret to life is…

— Mike Caro

Inside the mind of 'America's Mad Genius' is not necessarily a place you want to visit.

— Mike Caro

If you speak the truth, you spoil the game.

— Mike Caro

In the beginning, everything was even money.

— Mike Caro

When you start somewhere, you've started.

— Mike Caro

It's hard to convince a winner that he's losing.

— Mike Caro

For any single thing you can do, there is one person who is best in the world. Usually it is Mike Caro.

— Mike Caro

Don't leave it to the law of averages to make you break even.

— Mike Caro