You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Bitches come to school looking like hell everyday and then Friday they come with they Beyonce outfits on smh — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread your legs… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
*On a roller coaster* Other People; AHHH! WOOOHOO! - Me: HOLY SHIT. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. I'M GONNA DIE, GET ME OFF,… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Being the 1% of the population that doesn't receive a cute morning text. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Yall ever had a friend that borrow your shit, & kept it so long…... you had to borrow it back? — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean, And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine, But your… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
