Funny Quotes by Amit Verma · Page 2

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.

— Amit Verma

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you.

— Amit Verma

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

— Amit Verma

My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...guess she hasn't noticed me staring at her boobs

— Amit Verma

Me: hey White girl: you're*

— Amit Verma

If I had my life to live over again, Id be a plumber. ~ Albert Einstein . He'd been inspired by porn for sure.

— Amit Verma

The faster a girl mentions that she has a boyfriend, the more creeped out she is by you. :D :D

— Amit Verma

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ;)

— Amit Verma

Confidence, self respect, humility, my dick, patience, honesty and loyalty are few of the qualities I want in a woman.

— Amit Verma

Condoms And Hearts When Either One Breaks, Shit Gets R E A L!!

— Amit Verma

I don't understand how people approach their crush. I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonalds.

— Amit Verma

10 year old's have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, and a Facebook... When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers.

— Amit Verma

Mistake 1: being the fastest sperm

— Amit Verma

Females will argue with you for 30mins , then be like I ain't even gonna argue with you.

— Amit Verma

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family? Me: *sits with family* Me: *gets insulted by entire family* Me: *goes back…

— Amit Verma

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

— Amit Verma

For those who know nothing about how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word…

— Amit Verma

I'd beat you up, but that might be considered animal abuse

— Amit Verma

You can make literally anything sound sexual just by whispering it. the dishes are dirty

— Amit Verma