Friends Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Friends we can't all be amazing and talented at the same time. I mean, except me.

— Nikhil Saluja

I am only making friends so I can have something to tweet about.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why I don't have any friends? Asking for a friend.

— Nikhil Saluja

If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you are an asshole, we can be best Friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

Be rich to yourself... and poor to your friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people…

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being Friends is not always about stopping each other, from making mistakes, but it is always about being there., after the mistake…

— Nikhil Saluja

The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could…

— Nikhil Saluja

If you have a problem with me, then talk to me about it.. Not to your 10 friends who can't do anything…

— Nikhil Saluja

My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.

— Nikhil Saluja

When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm…

— Nikhil Saluja

We don't make friends anymore. We add them.

— Nikhil Saluja

My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live…

— Nikhil Saluja