If you are willing to spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone, you are entitled to some benefits. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Having tweets favorited rather than being retweeted isn't the same thing as getting friend zoned but it feels similar — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is just like being front row at an awesome concert… except you're deaf. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think he's a pretty nice guy is the official slogan for the friend zone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being in the friend zone is like being a teddy bear. NOTICE that there is no penis on a teddy bear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
