Feminism Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Feminist...a nicer way of saying, lesbian.

— Nikhil Saluja

On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women have two holes so close together, in case you miss.

— Nikhil Saluja

The most powerful force in the universe is women gossiping.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women speak 20000 words a day while men only speak 7000

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Whats one thing that all women have in common? They all moan in the same language.

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Women speak in estrogen. Men listen in testosterone.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing a woman is good at fixing is her man a motherfucking sandwich.

— Nikhil Saluja

Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in…

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work.

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The impact of the word SALE on a female's brain is similar to what the word BOOBS has on a male's brain.…

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The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders.

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1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fucking right.

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If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a…

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The world would be a better place if random animal sounds occurred when women rolled their eye.

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If we ever get into war, only the children must evacuate. Women must fight like the equals they are!

— Nikhil Saluja

The best wingman is a woman. Unless you get into a fight.

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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women!

— Nikhil Saluja

In support of gender equality, We should not hold the doors for women.

— Nikhil Saluja

Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them.

— Nikhil Saluja

Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them...

— Nikhil Saluja

Tears: The hydrolic force that women use to defeat men.

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If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women.

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Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

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I have always considered myself an expert on women's liberation . In the last fifteen years ,I have given two their freedom myself.

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Men who don't understand why their woman is mad at them need to realize the woman doesn't know why either.

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If you feel more capable than a woman, think of how much effort it takes you to get laid and remember a…

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They say you can never win from a woman in an arguement, I say you can never win from a woman in…

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Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what…

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Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &…

— Nikhil Saluja