Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't negate the theory that the Huxtables on 'The Cosby Show' may have helped pave the way for the Obama family.… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy Mary, you put some in her drink man, she, 'Haaaaaaaaaaaaah.' Oh yeah, that's really groovy man, Spanish fly is groovy, yeah. From then on, any time you see a girl: 'Wish I had some Spanish fly.'… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
