Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat. — Christopher Moore Cute Copy Share Image
“The measure of a man's power is the depth of his mercy.” — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
“The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.” — Christopher Moore Music Copy Share Image
“Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.” — Christopher Moore Death Copy Share Image
“The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.” — Christopher Moore Noise Copy Share Image
“Hope is merely another face of desire. And desire is a motherfucker.” — Christopher Moore Desire Copy Share Image
“(at eighteen months, Sophie moved like a small drunk most of the time.)” — Christopher Moore Eighteen Copy Share Image
In business, as in politics, the public is ever so tolerant of those who slime. — Christopher Moore Business Copy Share Image
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own. — Christopher Moore Problem Copy Share Image
“Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?” — Christopher Moore Rapper Copy Share Image
“You want broccoli?" asked Mrs. Korjev. "Is there orange broccoli?" Sophie asked. "Green broccoli is good for you, make you strong, like… — Christopher Moore Food Copy Share Image
“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim… — Christopher Moore Bodies Copy Share Image
“[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging] So I'm like, "Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for… — Christopher Moore Bite me Copy Share Image
“That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the committee. They'll revoke your rainbow flag… — Christopher Moore Homosexuality Copy Share Image
“Charlie found himself affecting the Emperor's formal speech patterns, as if somehow he had been transported to a royal court where a… — Christopher Moore Communication Copy Share Image
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or… — Christopher Moore Brother Copy Share Image
In fact, he sorely hoped that it would happen, because otherwise, the world made no sense, there was no justice, and life… — Christopher Moore Balls Copy Share Image
“One Monday, just for sport, Charlie grabbed an eggplant that a spectacularly wizened granny was going for, but instead of twisting it… — Christopher Moore Grandmother Copy Share Image
“The Holy Mother has many faces, but you know it's her from her blue cloak. She is said to be the spirit… — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
“He slowed to a walk. As he approached her he was surprised at just how pretty she was. She looked a little… — Christopher Moore Bitter taste Copy Share Image
“I will not die for a long time." Joseph tugged at his gray beard. "My beard goes white, but there's a lot… — Christopher Moore Frightened Copy Share Image
“My name," said Mr. Fresh. "Pardon?" Charlie stopped tying himself up. "I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's… — Christopher Moore A-dirty-job Copy Share Image
“You must find a place on a woman's body and live there. In the dark, the noise far away, Sam ran his… — Christopher Moore Another life Copy Share Image
“A centipede the size of a Pontiac had once lived in the bottom-right corner of the trunk but had long since moved… — Christopher Moore Centipede Copy Share Image
“He started skipping, but then caught himself and returned to deliberately pacing out his steps with his sheathed sword. People might ignore… — Christopher Moore Skipping Copy Share Image
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