The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Study: The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You've got higher grades than mine, not because you're smarter than me, but because I'm lazier than you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What is the biggest benefit of having a Girlfriend or Boyfriend in the same school where you study? - '100 PERCENT ATTENDANCE' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
