“come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
“Leif stared at me, utterly still, the way only vampires and pet rocks can manage.” — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“never thought I'd see a jaguar brought to its knees by rhino shit." Oberon” — Kevin Hearne Dog-sense Copy Share Image
“Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes." She's not saying I'm occasionally female. She's implying that… — Kevin Hearne Shallow Copy Share Image
I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes. — Kevin Hearne Kind Copy Share Image
“At that point Daddy took them to a cemetery and said, “Here, kids—what you need is a nice corpse snack. Clotted blood!… — Kevin Hearne Daddy Took Copy Share Image
“I hope that if I ever travel two thousand years into the future, there will still be bacon.” — Kevin Hearne Thousand years Copy Share Image
“Hopefully next time I won't be recovering from an assassination attempt, and then I'll do better.” — Kevin Hearne Atticus Copy Share Image
“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it‘s coming —… — Kevin Hearne Falling Copy Share Image
“I think "The Boondock Saints" , because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends badly. It affirms my worldview and I… — Kevin Hearne Irish Copy Share Image
I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced… — Kevin Hearne Bad karma Copy Share Image
“Atticus: You hear that? The nice blonde in her thirties is actually over 140 years old. : Oberon: She must use that… — Kevin Hearne Blonde Copy Share Image
“To be rooted is to say, here am I nourished and here will I grow, for I have found a place where… — Kevin Hearne Blessings Copy Share Image
“If it pleases me, then it is good and I want more; If it displeases me, then it must be destroyed as… — Kevin Hearne Death Copy Share Image
“Vestigial remnants of hunter behavior manifests itself as douchebaggery in males when confronted with the emasculating role of modern man, where they… — Kevin Hearne Alpha-males Copy Share Image
“Hence the reason I encourage you to believe what you wish. The heaven of teh Pastafarians is supposed to have beer volcanoes,… — Kevin Hearne Beer Copy Share Image
“PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.” “Ah!”… — Kevin Hearne Investing Copy Share Image
The Morrigan’s ideas of sport and mine varied widely. As a Chooser of the Slain, she tends to enjoy nothing so much… — Kevin Hearne Enjoy Copy Share Image
Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered… — Kevin Hearne Believe Copy Share Image
“There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius.… — Kevin Hearne Authority Copy Share Image
“Look, I don't know what you are, but you're more than a geologist, if you are one at all. I've met lots… — Kevin Hearne Druids Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Humor Copy Share Image
“You're trying to be cool now , Leif? Seriously?" "I am the shit, home slice, straight up," he replied. "No. I mean,… — Kevin Hearne Dinner party Copy Share Image
“ Oberon said from behind the counter. I busied myself making Emily's tea and spoke to him through our link. 'Yes, well,… — Kevin Hearne High road Copy Share Image
“And I knew too well the loneliness that clamps around one’s heart when loved ones have passed on before. To have that… — Kevin Hearne Companionship Copy Share Image
“I have never thought that winds howled so much as moaned. My imagination gives them reasons: They moan because they’re weary of… — Kevin Hearne Doing Just Fine Copy Share Image
“Heh. I think you made your point, Atticus. Gods Below, Oberon, that was horrendous! You just violated the Schwarzenegger Pun Reduction Treaty… — Kevin Hearne First place Copy Share Image
“The garden of sarcasm is watered with impatience, and mine chose that moment to bloom.” — Kevin Hearne Gardening Copy Share Image
