“If you don’t laugh reading this book I’ll eat my pocket protector. Wait, did I just admit I had a pocket protector?” — Nicole Fende Copy Share Image
British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“This world will try to beat you down. Only laughter can counteract that. Laughter is ammunition. Resupply often.” — Richard Phillips Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I always laugh to myself when I listen to some really big A-list star saying that they are just a normal person. — Laura Linney Copy Share Image
“And then other days, well, you realise that life throws some pretty grim stuff at everyone at one time or another. You… — Joy Ellis Copy Share Image
“Being able to make people laugh is great, but it takes on a different meaning if they are laughing at you, not… — Tadahiko Nagao Copy Share Image
I quite like being a 'comedy elder statesman.' I am a big fan, I go to watch loads of new comics, and… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
Stand-up on the telly is one thing, but seeing it live is something else. There are brilliant comedians playing to rooms above… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it ... what you wish in your secret heart… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“Another case for the dumbness of reading, however, is that books do not contain answers, but rather pose more questions. And asking… — Dan Wilbur Copy Share Image
I think a joke is a form of truth-telling. A good joke that's absurd contains elements of our daily darkness and also… — Colson Whitehead Copy Share Image
I was very young, and I kind of decided I wanted to do comedy. My parents were musicians, so we traveled on… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
Comedy is actually very hard. It's hard to choose those moments and know when you can really push it, and know when… — Gerard Butler Copy Share Image
I'm a progressive person, very liberal. I have this thing in my head where I'm going to change the world, but with… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
I had to host a comedy show the day after 9/11, and I really knocked it out of the park. But that… — Karen Kilgariff Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
'Power' is a very special film for me and is one of the finest films of my career. I have played a… — Hansika Motwani Copy Share Image
YouTube is the vlogs and my life, then Instagram is comedy skits and pictures that I take. Twitter's text, and Instagram Stories… — Jake Paul Copy Share Image
If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Laughter is the very essence of religion. Seriousness is never religious, cannot be religious. Seriousness is of the ego, part of the… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On… — Andy Milonakis Copy Share Image
“Feelings aren’t an absence of strength. I know this for sure. So why should I pretend to have a sense of humor… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy;… — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
“Whoa, don't assume, dude," Marco said. "My mom always said, when you assume you make an ass of u and me --” — Peter Lerangis Copy Share Image
In fact, I can confidently say that 'South Park's' penchant for unbridled derision has been directly responsible for my own joy in… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
You pretty much have to be bad at it [stand-up] for several years to get good at it, so there's no avoiding… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
“he had kidded with us that if we didn't let go at the proper moment, he would slap our hands with a… — Dee Williams Copy Share Image
I think that comedy is one of the more serious things that you can do in our day, especially in the world… — Antonio Banderas Copy Share Image
My only goal is to make the crew laugh, basically. It's the only litmus I have to know, is this good or… — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
If you can have heart as well as the comedy, it takes you a lot further. I think that that's what we… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
The problem with romantic comedies is you know the ending by the poster. So they're not movies you can keep doing over… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I'm a prankster with a Monty Python sense of humor that somehow gets misrepresented in those tacky supermarket publications as bratty, snotty,… — Catherine Oxenberg Copy Share Image
This is certainly the raunchiest, if you use that word, raunchy. The roots of Jim Henson, though, was adult comedy. — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
“Laughter, when out of place, mistimed, or bursting forth from a disordered state of feeling, may be the most terrible modulation of… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
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