In some sense, Comedy Central has made their audience into comedy connoisseurs. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When you do comedy shows, you usually don't finish until about 11 P.M. Then you have this adrenaline dump, and you get… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Comedy is a tool to be used so that people can relate to each other. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series where I am doing good work with a balance of comedy and… — Mario Lopez Copy Share Image
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an… — Kel Mitchell Copy Share Image
People who grew up in New York City or Los Angeles tend not to even understand what goes on in the rest… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
Hard comedy goes for the fences. It's also what you might call take-a-risk comedy because if you don't hit a home run,… — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
There was a producer from the Aspen Comedy Festival who happened to be there, as a friend of a friend, and she… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
My kids got a taste of my career the easy way, all they had to do was watch TV. It's all they've… — Steve Doocy Copy Share Image
As I get older, I do want to add a bit more depth to my comedy. But even if I'm talking about… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
I would love to do a dramatic comedy. All of that, it all interests me. At some point I want to do… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
I feel I don't get credit enough for it, the pioneering I did in comedy. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
The fundamental truth guiding social justice comedy is that people are not shitty. That sounds cheesy, but that's how I have to… — Negin Farsad Copy Share Image
When I slid into comedy, naturally the first thing I said was, "hello, I am a washed up rapper." — Doc Brown Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller: the crux of the matter is to reach beauty, poetry; it doesn't matter if that is comedy or tragedy.… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning!… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Drama is more universal. We all cry about the same stuff. But comedy is very specific: It depends on where you were… — Eugenio Derbez Copy Share Image
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math. — Dat Phan Copy Share Image
Guys play characters that won't grow up and something catastrophic happens and they have to grow up to save the day -… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
